Face Down, Ass Up. Thats The Way You Eat My Shit. Everyone wants to eat shit directly from my delicious asshole but who dares to actually ask? This guy DARED to ask to lick my asshole! Watch as I teach him a valuable and horrifying lesson. If you want my ass so bad, then this is what youll have to do: Learn how to worship the absolute worst parts of it first, no visual, no comfort, no time. Face down and CONSUME.