To be honest, Ive always wanted to know what its like to shit from a high bridge when a hungry toilet slave is standing below with his mouth wide open. How likely would it be that I would hit it too? You probably have to take into account both the height of fall and the influence of the wind. Before I do this on a bridge, I first practise on the bar stool and shit from there into the dog bowl. It could be a splashy story, though, because I peed in the bowl beforehand. Its sure to splash!
