The wc is broken! The ceramic wc, I mean. I call my friend Nina and show her that the drain doesnt work. Besides, its clogged with shit. It was that asshole! We call him and scold him severely, kicking him in the balls, slapping him and spitting on him. We have to shit, and not being able to use our toilet, we will cover him in shit. Yes, we will literally cover him. We will make him a clogged toilet, all full of shit. We are full, because last night we went to dinner together. While we smoke a cigarette, we take turns shitting on his chest and pissing into his mouth. We smear it all over his body, all over his face, and it almost looks like hes having a mud treatment at the beautician… And then we start to feed him. We pick it up from him and make him eat it. Hell even find some of his chest hair in the way. We dont give a shit! So he learns to act like shit!Now that we have freed ourselves and brought him to a state of extreme degradation, we may as well leave. We leave him like that, covered in shit, soaked in piss, with used toilet paper, a spoon in his mouth, a cigarette butt stuffed in his ass, our catarrh on his face and a wank that will never find an outlet.