I woke up early for my birthday and decided to go for a nice walk through the wilderness. All of a sudden I feel like i have to fart but nothing happens. I continue walking and now I feel like I need to poop! Im in the middle of this park and my asshole is now burning. Nowhere to go! What do I do? I need to find a spot to squat and shit. I just couldnt hold it in! Thank goodness I pooped! It was sooooo hot you can even see the steam and my left over peas hahaha.
