I asked my beautician for a professional skincare for my slaves face. I will use my knowledge to replace the recommended products with natural ones because I dont want to spend a single cent on this idiot. I will give him a good wash with my phlegm-filled spit and then move on to the shit mask. A few splashes of piss for extra hydration and in a moment I fill his face with my steaming hot chocolate. I spread it all over his face massaging well and leave him to rest. The mask I produce is edible and must be consumed fresh to be effective. I am also amazed at the quantity produced by a divine being like me with an angelic face. The slave is too slow to eat but I dont have all this time for his aesthetic treatment so I decide to spread the leftovers all over his chest making him black like the slave of my dreams. Now stay still you idiot, keeping it on for a few minutes is not enough to improve whats underneath.
