Im ready to go out for the evening. However, I really do have terrible stomach ache and I think I need to have a good shit. Perhaps you would like to join me as I relieve myself. Of course, I know you really want to enjoy eating my delicious hors doeuvre shit. Therefore, I have prepared a nice plastic wrapper for you. As you can see I didnt waste any and its so appetizing. Im happy that your going to enjoy the delicious taste of my very special shit supper…