Were having a lovely walk in a park with lovely forest paths. I think I ate something funny cause my belly is going crazy. Im incredibly bloated and this walk is really making my bowels move. The urgency hits fast and hard and I need to get to a safe place to poop ASAP!!! The nearest toilet is WAY too far so I will just have to go near the path. Its very easy for any passerby to spot me but Im taking the risk anyway. The only other option is having the poop desperately burst out in the middle of the walking path and thats at least 30% worse! So I hop and squirm clutching my belly, very obviously desperate to poop. I quickly squat down and release a big amount of thick smelly poo on the forest floor. It smells amazing and Im sure the passersby will enjoy it too!
